The long overdue post: How to bake
(3/01/2009 09:08:00 PM)
How to Bake: A Class Guide.
1. Get your hapless volunteers in position.
Images 1 & 2: Peasants doing donkey work all in the name of the Queen.
2. Guide them on the baking process.
Image 3: MOSAT in the process of sieving
Image 4: Guo Kai cutting chocolate after MOSAT failed to illustrate proper experimental technique and used the knife the wrong way. However, his willingness to sacrifice has moved the queen greatly.
Image 5: Various people cutting frozen blocks of the tedious chocolate chip cookies to be baked.
Image 6: Guo Kai operating the blender in a most skillful manner.
Image 7: Jamie looks in apprehension at the daunting task ahead: How to knead frozen batter properly while minimising contact with it?
Image 8: All this to produce the holy grail: BATTER!
3. Watch them starve in hunger and do very random and sinful stuff. (The following subjects expess their complaints at being depicted in such unflattering positions and gluttony)
Image 9: MOSAT expressing opposition to the idea of being photographed while doing such a disgusting thing as eating batter. How could some one so perfect succumb to his innate primal instincts!
Image 10: MOSAT ejects a whine in order to avert a bid to photograph him commiting such a heinous act.
Image 11: With suitable inducements (Such as the opportunity to eat more cookies), dear MOSAT was duly pacified and smiled for the camera. So ADORABLE!!!
Image 12: Lacking similar inducements, Keat Ying became a vicious murderer willing to kill for food (Such as chicken wings and fish).
Image 13: Jamie refusing to be photographed touching such disgusting stuff that is reminiscent of shit (in her own words)
Image 15: MOSAT and Indeterminate refusing to be photographed by a rampaging and deranged species.
Video 16: Jamie is caught committing the gravest sin of all, actually eating unhealthy batter full of lipids that makes you FAT! (Near the end)
4. Clean up the mess.
Image 17: Cleaning up the utensils.
Image 18: Sweeping the floor.
Who knew that a knife-wielding murderer could do so many household chores? A testament to the quality of our education system; even criminals know how to do home economics!
Unfortunately, it has led to some degree of damage to the young fragile minds of these peasants
Video 19: A crazed conversation between fellow knife wielding creatures.
Image 20: The conclusion of a crazed night. Who knew the innate violent tendencies that belie our plebeians? HRH JWS would be disturbed to find out that mere cookies were able to lead our innocent citizens to the path of Hell!