A list of adjectives you could use to descrive the great HRH JWS

(2/06/2009 10:41:00 PM)

Ever stumped by the sight of HRH JWS strolling down the aisle/path? Cant figure out what to make out of the scene? Wonder how to describe her? Fret no more! As comissioned by HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang herself, here is a list of adjectives that you may use to describe the characteristics of HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang, with annotations included when necessary.

  • Femme Fatale
  • Idiosyncratic
  • Whiny (With compliments of HRH JWS)
  • Funny
  • Interesting
  • Royal (Personally Banned on HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang's orders)
  • Melodramatic (Earned the Royal Seal of Approval)
  • Cranky
  • Demanding
  • Critical
  • Domineering
  • Regal
  • Monarchial
  • August
  • Grand/Grandiose
  • Lordly
  • Imposing
  • Magnific
  • Stately
  • Sublime
  • Baronial
  • Noble
  • Princely/Queenly
  • Acrophobe (A person afraid of heights)
  • Autophobe ('' '' '' ' him/herself)
  • Claustrophobe ('' '' '' '' spaces)
  • Coulrophobe ('' '' '' ' clowns)
  • Decidophobe ('' '' '' '' decisions) (Approved with the Advice and Consent of 6K)
  • Mysophobe ('' '' '' '' dirt)
  • Nomophobe ('' '' '' '' not having a HP)
  • Panphobe ('' '' '' '' everything)
  • Apiphobe ('' '' '' '' bees)
  • Arachnophobe ('' '' '' '' spiders)
  • Musophobe ('' '' '' '' mice)
  • Zoophobe ('' '' '' '' animals)
  • Humourous
  • Histrionic ( Received personal recommendation from HRH JWS)
  • Emotional
  • Tender
  • Engaged
  • Devoted
  • Courtly
  • Anti-Servile
  • Spendthrift
  • Perfect
  • Perfectionist
  • Egoistic
  • Petulant?
To put this in perspective, two images are placed here in order to provide better context.



HRH digests the report of The Royal Council

Image 1: HRH JWS digesting the Preliminary Report of The Royal Committee on Royal Adjectives. Incidentally, the photo reveals that HRH JWS could star for a facial foam advertisement for skin that glows.





HRH JWS demonstrates obeisance to GOD
Image 2: HRH JWS demonstrates obeisance after being consecrated by The Living GOD, who provided a heavenly blessing. Notice the holy glow surrounding The Living GOD's hands. It is rare for HRH JWS to be so ecstatic after being a receipient of heavenly approval/blessings, illustrating the power of The Living GOD.


by Indeterminate