Insanity Streak in 08S6H
(1/23/2009 09:31:00 PM)
Over the past few days, a disturbing trend has emerged, where both the elites and the peasants of 08S6H have become both irascible and irrational. This trend shall be illustrated via exhibits.
Exhibit 1: Starting the year on an ominous footing, HRH JWS and TGCXR (The Royal Critic), find themselve arguing not over taxation, freedom of speech or electoral fraud, but over the comparatively insignificant issue of who occupys the premier plot of land that is directly under the fan. (The Queen as usual got her way)
Exhibit 2: Attention has recently been drawn towards a rumoured character whom has proceeded to change sex and marry himself/herself at the Registry of Marrriages. Whoever whom sights this "Mrs Lim Kia Yee" will be heavily rewarded.
Exhibit 3: A civil war broke out between the warring TGCXR and Keat factions, with one armed with erasers and another with a pencil. What follows is a war where each insinuates the other of having scandalous relations, while notes constantly get defaced with such messages. Recently, an arms race has broke out, with one using rolled notes (pity them) while the other using the power of bare hands. It seems that many more developments are awaited before this war will resolve itself.
Exhibit 4: After many years of stumbling in the darkness, a shining beacon of hope, otherwise known as MOSAT finally showed these plebeians the Way, illuminating their lives with the Holy Knowledge that 10^-2 is actually 0.01 and not 0.1. However, this living deity was rather shocked by such ignorance, and thus proceeded to meditate...
Exhibit 5: In a shocking turn of events, the massive object otherwise known as GK suddenly became a modern day Narcissus, obsessing over his perfect form and perceived imperfections. He has since proceeded to become obsessed over fats in general, despite being in a constant diet. In this image, he is seen posing for the camera with the trendy Royal Bottle.
Exhibit 6: The perceived theft of the Royal Bottle provoked a minor skirmish between HRH and GK, with the bottle caught in the middle of it all. Thankfully, the timely intervention of Ms Claire salvaged the situation and brought peace on Earth.
Exhibit 7: The most dramatic indication of our insanity streak manifested itself when we were baking our cookies on January 22nd. The resultant capture of so many shocking and scandalous images which expose the previously unseen sinister side of the innocent peasants of 08S6H has left Jamie tossing and turning at night...