The 08S6H Review (14th August)

(8/14/2008 08:43:00 PM)

Anomalous Behavioural Trends in 08S6H Start To Appear

HCI- As Her Royal Highness Jennifer Wu Shuang, her Royal Consort Besket Soo Guo Kai and the rest of her royal entourage continue on their royal tour of the grounds of Cambridge, signs of trouble have started to brew at home.

Said an unknown persona:

" Everytime I come to school, the first thing I see is either an empty class
bench, or a sleeping Princess Coconut."

Asked to elaborate further, the persona complained

"Nothing else happens until 7am, when MOSAT arrives and unbalances the class
bench. I mean the problem has always been there, but the Royal Seal of Authority
would usually come by around the same time to balance off the anticlockwise
moment generated by MOSAT.

He further griped,

"Worse of all, the next few people whom come always go to practice their
meditative skills! I know it was said previously that 08S6H has exceeded all
known limits for catching fourty winks, but still the last time this
happened on such a massive scale was like 5 months ago?!?"

Image 1: A typical scene at the 08S6H class bench at 7.10 am. Proposals have been raised by the plebians of 08S6H to rename the kingdom as The Slumberland of 08S6H.

The reporter notes that this isnt the only oddity that has occurred recently. The kingdom has also fallen strangely silent, leaving some to remark that it was as though absolute 0 had been reached.

An indeterminate character remarked, "This is like a ghost town..."

Image 2: An eerily quiet classroom.

Lest teacers rejoice, it should be noted that the individual atoms in the 3 membered radical cyclopropane, colloquially noted as the 3 Musketeers, are not present. It would be expected that the presence of such an compound would result in the immediate radiation of sonic energy in sinusoidal waves as the Musketeers vibrate at resonant frequencies. Nevertheless it is still rare for the rest of the 08S6H elemental atoms to be so quiescent.

Incidentally, despite the extraodinary stability of the 3 Musketeers due to the delocalised electrons of the atoms in the compound, in a world first, the 3 Musketeers ring has been broken up in the presence of Mrs Tham the catalyst, in which HY had been ionized to leave behind surprisingly stabilised radicals (This is likely due to the formation of a complex with Mrs Tham) . It was not exactly unexpected, given a previous warning that Mrs Tham would "ionize you out of the classroom" had been given. Nevertheless, this should be noted as a time where a particle actually had enough energy to break up the stable aromatic ring.

Finally, in a sign of the increasing insanity in the Dominion, plebians have started adopting an most stereotypical Indian Accent

Image 4: The surreal scene. The video involves the Principle of Double Effects, which centers around the most common answer to the question: If your mother and wife were drowning, who would you save first? In this case, Princess Coconut plays the doctor, MOSAT plays the role of the concerned father while Chen Jing plays the heartbroken wife whom wants to raise the child even at the expense of losing her life. Such a touching/heartrending story indeed!

That concludes The 08S6H Review. Please do not make any edits to this post or else the links to the videos will be ruined.