Part II: The Takeover and Part III: The Empire Strikes Back

(5/15/2008 08:05:00 PM)

Before I begin, I must first thank HIMBO for letting me live to this day.


(The above instruction was a "kind" reminder by the friendly, cuddly, innately good and cute resident HIMBO, watching you everyday even in your most private moments! This can be seen from the fact that HIMBO informed me of this PUKE COUGH "censorship" COUGH PUKE just before I started typing this post.)



Before the recent tumultuous events, 08S6H was an happy portrait of infinite happiness and blessings, highlighted by the happy faces of HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang and her most loyal servant Royal Consort Ong Ming Yang. Using HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang's royal stamp of authority, peace reigned under the heavens for what seemed like an eternity.



Image 1: HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang's royal stamp of authority. Here, in a bid to promote a royally fit conducive environment for study, HRH has used it to assert her dominance over the subservient and filthy table and any other stray people whom actually dare to occupy that holy consecrated ground.


HOWEVER, one fateful day, the main spiritual goddess had to deliver a most unpleasant mandate from Heaven. The royal couple had to be split apart! Screams of protest erupted from the peasants of 08S6H, trying with all their might to curry favours and prevent this sad tragedy from taking place.

Regretfully, the main spiritual goddess was helpless to reverse this decision, as it came from an infinitely more influential god which lay over the hills ,far far away, over the Sea of T and where Teletubbies come to play (Wait that didnt sound right...). Anyway, it was further than the edges of the Sea of T and instead was in the inland sea of Ar-te-mi, where lived an mysterious figure whom had the ability to split the sea with a Center Parting.

Thus, with great sorrow, the Royal Consort was demoted to the post of Chief Representative for the Spiritual Goddess of GP, replacing Liza, whom was transferred to the post of Chief Representative for the Spiritual God of PE. And thus, the former holder of this officious post was given the meteoric promotion of Royal Consort.

After the dust settled, the ramifications of this reshuffling of posts sank into the minds of the ignorant and blockheaded plebians. HIMBO had become the Royal Consort!


As admitted by HIMBO himself, the class was doomed.


Which was reflected in the panic that ensued. Friction started to occur between the Royal Consort and HRH, which wasnt unexpected since it had long since existed between the two. Thus, the dominion of 08S6H faced its first constitutional crisis.

To strengthen his power base and thus break this deadlock, HIMBO resorted to his former ties to the Department of the Military and thus attempted an coup de tat.


Image 2: HIMBO inspecting the belongings of an ordinary peasant to ensure that no rebellious material was present in its hand. This image and others were captured surreptitiously by this writer on the run due to these checks.



Image 3: The above peasant being forced into a torture chamber consisting of an Iron Maiden due to its possession of "illegal materials inciting unrest against the activities of the State of HIMBO"

Image 4: An aroused HIMBO in an attempt to capture this writer for "holding unauthorized electronic devices capable of creating an digital footprint". The writer had previously entered the torture chamber several times, including but not limited to the dreaded Accelerostopper aimed at forcing political dissidents to back down from their stands.


Image 5: HIMBO again stripping off another electron from the element I, this time a shoe, aimed at forcing I to back down from his uncompromising stand. Needless to say, I, out of protecting the common interest, refuesed to do so.



Meanwhile, other disasters started to befall 08S6H.






Image 6: Unnamed individuals started to forget to pack up after leaving the Chemistry Lab. On that very same day, a mercury thermometer broke.





Image 7: Confusion started to occur as the emaciated councillor suddenly had a doppelganger. It was difficult to argue who of the two was the real councillor.





Image 8: Unidentified negative elements introducing the Master of Space and Time to one of the 7 deadly sins: Sloth. Apparently they succeeded in interrupting his meditation and reducing his purity, prolonging the agony 08S6H faces.


Image 9: HIMBO apparently harrassing the Master of Space and Time further with his ultimate weapon of doom: Sweaty Grey Towels!

Having had enough of her power being reduced and her formerly peaceful queendom being reduced to such an "uncultured" mess as if it was an "kindergarden", HRH attempted to stop HIMBO. However armed only with her royal screams and royal stamp of authority, HRH could only watch as her influence dwindled.

Left with few options, HRH ordered the Dominion to rise up in rebellion to combat this menace to the empire, marking the end of Part II and the start of Part III: The Empire Strike Back.

HRH assembled her Grand Armee and from there engaged in open hostilities.

Image 10: Honourable Master Zhang Han Wen engaging in his special attack against HIMBO, along with the moral support of the ex-Royal Consort and ex-GP representative.

Citizens of the Dominion, now is the time! The die is cast, and we must now meet this challenge head on. Please support HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang such that this war torn country in civil war can now reunite in peace!

Down with HIMBO and his slothfulness! Indeed his mass means that he moves as slow as a p.......

*Screams in horror as HIMBO drags the writer for another round of the Accelerostopper, where victims on chairs move at horrific speed onto objects and are only stopped at the last moment*

PS: For those whom have not realised, this post is FICTIONAL. Nothing in this post is intended to have a semblance of reality (or does it?) Nothing in this post is meant to reflect current world realities, not that this post is designed to anyway. Nothing in this post should be construed to accurately reflect the persona of anyone stated in this post. Any resemblance to any fictional persons is coincidental.

by Indeterminate