Weird science

(4/11/2008 08:05:00 PM)

• When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
• The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
• A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
• When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
• For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
• The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
• Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
• Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
• Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
• Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
• Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
• Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
• H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
• Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
• To prevent contraception use a condominium.
• Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

The above are apparantly answers given to students to science questions. I think some of them are really funny.