The Original Script

(4/21/2008 07:30:00 PM)

Upon request, I have decided to attach the original script that was submitted.
(Which was later rejected for being too lengthy and then compressed into a mere 5 lines, causing much flavour to be lost)


Firstly though, we must first introduce the relevant characters:


Image 1: Her Royal Highness Jennifer Wu Shuang, Monarch of the Dominion of 08S6H.

*Shortly after this image was taken, the photographer received a trademark royal scream*



Image 2: Royal Consort Ong Ming Yang, most favoured servant of HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang.



Image 3: HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang caught in a royal slip, shocking all her lowly subjects.



Image 4: HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang and her Royal Consort making a grand entrance.



Image 5: The royal couple holding their hands together intimately. This isnt scandalous compared to the numerous scandals unearthed while playing Truth or Dare - SSM, culminating in a highlight that I am forbidden to tell.

(Now dont you wish you were here?)

Now for the highlight of the post. I must acknowledge that TGCXR contributed to several sections (following the advice of Jamie).

Welcome all lowly plebeians! Today I am here as I am forced under the threat
of castration, mutilation and decapitation. Nevertheless, you should be honoured
to be graced by HRH Jennifer Wu Shuang! Monarch of the Dominion of 08S6H! This
matronly empress has won the undying loyalty of her subjects, despite a
ballooning deficit in the treasury which has resulting in the peasants only
being able to afford straw hats. Nevertheless, the loyalty of the peasants can
be seen from the fact that they have even designed a Wu Shuang Cheer, despite
their narrow and closed minds and filthy heritage. This cheer has undoubtly
incurred her royal wrath.

Look at her devastatingly good looks, and you innately know that HRH Wu
Shuang is representative of all aspiring royal wannabes. Her little finger alone
is sufficient to make a multitude of things happen while her regal roar strikes
fear into the hearts of the populace.

Next, we have the Royal Consort HRH Ong Ming Yang! Currently HRH Wu Shuang's
most favoured servant, his hairstyle has captivated the masses. However, HRH Wu
Shuang is fickle and may change her mind at any moment. Indeed, her royal
screams tend to inflict great harm on the ears of all her subjects.

While you may not have a choice, you DO know that they are the right
choice!

by Indeterminate