A Day at the class Bench of 08S6H

(4/28/2008 09:35:00 PM)

In no particular order, especially NOT chronologically, I shall attempt to do justice to this afternoon's happenings at the 08S6H bench with my meagre narrative skills.
  • First of all, I shall like to elaborate on the first thing that happened: HRHJWS focusing on royal tasks that we, the lowly subjects with filthy minds will never comprehend.
  • Lowly subject Soo Guo Kai (or "bimbotic himbo basket neh-neh Soo Guo Kai as christened by 08S6H's teachers and peasants) incurred the royal wrath of HRHJWS. HRHJWS had chastised him for being a wimp, causing great distress to poor BHBNNSGK. After BHBNNSGK had been invited by the seniors to a catfight over a lager, striped orange ball to put it into a metal ring, he refused to let up and instead publicly displayed his displeasure - oh, the audacity! - blatantly, causing HRHJWS to envelop her other subjects toiling (after all, we are SMTP - sweeping mopping toiling plebiens) at the bench in one of her high decibel royal screams.
  • However, this author is not a liberty to disclose how the matter started and how it was resolved. Interested parties may contact HRHJWS or BHBNNSGK at the 08S6H class bench at their whim. But do so at your own expense. You have been warned.
  • Kia Yee decides to become the unofficial breeze provider to HRHJWS, despite her royal instructions that she wanted to focus on her royal duties.

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  • Attempts to deter the faithful Kia Yee from his duties have been foiled time and again as his devotion to HRHJWS was so great that he even sacrificed the almighty 'Monopoly' tutorial to carry out his stipulated duties. Well, not that HRHJWS formally knighted him as 'Sir Breeze du Kia Yee' or anything remotely close. In fact, it has been noted that lowly subject Lim Kia Yee's services are henceforth terminated and he could take his leave.

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  • At one point in time, HRHJWS became breathless.
  • Kia Yee's "Do you need breath?" and attempts to do CPR, or at least, proposal to, shocks HRHJWS to such a major extent that she was immediately engulfed in a fit of royal coughs.
  • Kia Yee seems appalled at the fact that his proposal had caused such great misery to HRHJWS.
  • A further show of his undying love and devotion towards HRHJWS, he was spotted to have kowtow-ed to HRHJWS as she took her leave. Royal Consort Ong Ming Yang had better step up on his efforts for fear that someone may soon replace him as the apple of HRHJWS's eyes.
This author is also proud to announce the formation of the royal choir, comprising of Chong Lu Theng, Liza Ng Yu Shan and Shen Yi Jing. As of this point, HRHJWS's reaction is still deeply shroudded in mystery as she has yet to discover the newest act of her subjects' undying devotion to her. Hail HRHJWS!

And that, people, is the latest news from the weird, cooky class of 08S6H.
by o.O