March 6
(3/06/2008 09:24:00 PM)
Thank you for the errata xin rong. I appreciate your comments.However I would like to make some corrections. Even though Master Han Wen may not be able to draw on energy from higher dimensions, I'm still sure that does not dent the capability of most people in this class.
Also, last I checked, sleeping to the perpendicular of the normal was still sleeping parallel to the ground (unless I misread your intentions, which then you should pardon this grave error by this minute one compared to your infinite greatness, best defined as the limit of y as the equation of y=1/x approaches 0 from the positive side.)
So today was also an very interesting day! Perhaps its due to the constant and everlasting presence of xin rong. It shall also illustrate more examples of 08S6H breaking physical laws!
(Did you just think of an omniscient/omnipotent xin rong?
*Imagines screaming men running away from toilet cubicles by a smiling and materialising xin rong* )
Image 1: Ming Yang lying in the fetal position.
As we all know, new positions for sleeping in inertial frames of reference are constantly being tested. However, Ming Yang, with his innate intelligence that even surpasses the Almighty cxr (Ah such blasphemy!) has constantly tested tried to break new ground in Physics. In this image, he is trying to travel back in time to a time when he was in his mother's womb through an experimental method of sleeping on the floor with his head elevated on my bag.
However, while in his time travelling travels, his spirit left his body in an out of body experience, leaving him vulnerable to attack in this unconscious state. Indeed, I witnessed the Almighty cxr and one of her loyal minions attempt to cast spells onto Ming Yang in some satanic rite. The exact motive and purpose is unknown, though a good possibility is that the Almighty cxr was attempting to drain brainpower and intelligence from Ming Yang so as to remove this threat to her dominion. Your loyal class photographer had intended to capture a shot of this satanic ritual, however on second thought thought against it for fear of being cursed or even worse reduced to the additive identity, otherwise known as the limit of cos (x) as x approaches pi/2 radians.
Thankfully, Ming Yang was saved by the school bell, whichreminded the Almighty to head towards her next destination and thus calling off her satanic ritual before it was complete. Meanwhile, Wei Sin put her hands in contact with Ming Yang and vibrated him at his resonant frequency, sending shockwaves and both gravitational and electromagnetic radiation through all dimensions of space time. This pulled Ming Yang's spirit back through an alternate universe into here, leaving him slightly disorientated but otherwise fine.
Morals of the story?
- Fear the Almighty cxr! Remember to burn and offer incense and other suitable offerings daily. (Works like ILPs, random cold jokes, lifetimes of slavery etc are all accepted as they are priceless due to their vertical supply curve. Dont fret though, for everything else, there's Mastercard)
- Fear too Ming Yang's great teleportation skills enabling him to travel all four known spacetime dimensions
- Next time when planning satanic rituals, it would be best to do proper ones and rope in more minions to do your bidding, so as to decrease time taken.
- Do have an alert system when you are practicing your 08S6Hian transformations so that your intelligence will not be sapped away and you may escape before curses take effect and are cast on you.
- Remember to hope that your photographer turns up tomorrow, he might have dissipated into nothingness for publishing such blasphemous materials.......
Thats all for today, I'm afraid I dont have time for more as OMG!!!!!!
*faints at ghastly sight of cxr's smile materialising next to him*