Famine strikes 08S6H

(3/31/2008 09:39:00 PM)

After weeks of extortion for various costs, the net worth of the average 08S6Hian member has become negative. Coupled with increasing inflation (due to GST hikes, increase in demand for various goods like rice and decrease in supply of these same goods), this has resulted in severe deprivation and inability to afford basic necessities, otherwise known as severe poverty.

As it is, most 08S6H members lie below the international poverty line of US$1 a day and rely on emergency bailouts.

Image 1: 08S6H members engaging in massive debate over where to get their next meal.




Image 2: Being on the brink of death, Guo Kai decided to attempt to ingest a glue bubble. However the attempt failed as Guo Kai gagged on the taste of glue.

Thankfully, recognizing the serious humanitarian crisis occurring in 08S6H, the international community decided to send in emergency relief. However, as always, strings were attached...

Image 3: Desperate refugees tearing apart aid packages meant to help the impoverished members of 08S6H tide over the day, oblivious to the sublimal messages to vote for OLIVIA. (Whoever she was)



Image 4: Starving beggars scavenging food off the floor.



Image 5: Emaciated Council Candidate Coco swallowing huge chunks of food in a bid to satisfy her hunger.


With the immediate food crisis alleviated, 08S6Hian members celebrated.

Image 6: 08S6H members debating on the quality of food.



Image 7: Several 08S6H members leading extravagant and wasteful lifestyles from food rations. One of them is seen being an unintentional advertisement for OLIVIA.



Thus with the shortage of food alleviated, 08S6H members were now able to exploit their natural resources available.

Image 8: Air, Air Everywhere

(He He He)

Image 9: Liza abusing balloons.

I would like to reiterate my plea to Wu Shuang: Stop pushing Liza about!



Image 10: The class photographer looking dazed by the fact that his extravagance was being exposed.



Finally, before I end off, Erwin Schroedinger would like to make a few comments:


Erwin Schroedinger says:

Vote for COCO! Or else your head will go into a sealed box. Without her I would never see the benefits of vegetarianism.

So thats all! You surely dont want Erwin Schroedinger to resume his carnivory do you?

by Indeterminate